10 John Crist Tweets That Will Have You Laughing Out Loud
Posted 7 years ago - Jul 17, 2017
From: WAY-FM
Siri call father pic.twitter.com/E9u99nEEK6
— John Crist (@johnbcrist) May 25, 2017
I've never looked at a pregnancy announcement photo and thought, "this was the guy's idea."
— John Crist (@johnbcrist) June 26, 2017
— John Crist (@johnbcrist) June 19, 2017
Chip breaks off in the guac
— John Crist (@johnbcrist) July 5, 2017
I wanna sleep on a pillow of chicken minis.
— John Crist (@johnbcrist) May 22, 2017
Honesty I get offended when someone posts a video and says "wait for it..." Like you don't know my life and you don't know my schedule
— John Crist (@johnbcrist) May 23, 2017
Someone sent me a 48 minute sermon and then texted me later THE SAME DAY to ask if I'd watched it. What kind of life do you think I live???
— John Crist (@johnbcrist) June 21, 2017
When you're ready to eat but somebody wanna pray last minute (w/ @j2carroll) pic.twitter.com/4LzzGEvASX
— John Crist (@johnbcrist) June 14, 2017
Government: "We're raising minimum wage."
Businesses: pic.twitter.com/51lkmecMKV — John Crist (@johnbcrist) June 30, 2017
We need a term for when you leave dinner but sit in your car for ten minutes checking your phone before you drive home. Anyone else do this?
— John Crist (@johnbcrist) June 6, 2017
