Goodbye, Zach

Posted 6 years ago - May 13, 2019

From: Bekah
Sadly, Zach is leaving our family after nearly 13 years. He's been promoted within WAY-FM, and while we're THRILLED to still be able to see him every day, we'll definitely miss him on the show since he is Finally Flying the Nest and moving to a different city. As we said goodbye, we shared a few of our favorite Zach moments and even wrote some poems in his honor. [fluidvideo url="https://www.youtube.com/embed/mQatUkjTRHA"] [tweetthis]Goodbye, Zach!!!! šŸ˜­ We'll miss you on the show, but we're happy you're sticking around #wayfm ! [/tweetthis]

Wally's Poem:

What can you say about Zach that hasnā€™t been said Oh, here's something: "Wow! Thatā€™s a small head." Your infectious laugh means you've never met a stranger Who cares that Charlie Brown is your only doppelgƤnger? You are moving from our studio upstairs to The Loft But youā€™ll always be with us, cuz we can still hear your cough Your laugh is infectious even though you still hate it Your dad jokes are awesome....Your clothes: understated You proudly wear Crocs like a renowned surgeon And wax philosophical like a modern day Spurgeon It's been my great pleasure to call you a friend Although I wonā€™t miss being fact checked ad nauseam

Betty's Poem:

Iā€™ve known you for 13 years Youā€™ve been a good friend Youā€™ve been a great peer Iā€™ll miss your big laugh Iā€™ll miss your useless facts Iā€™ll even miss how you make Wally act Youā€™re part of our team, Youā€™re part of our crew We wouldnā€™t be where we are without you

Bekah's Poem:

Zach, I canā€™t believe itā€™s your last day Your wit and laugh will linger here always And as we prepare to say, ā€œAdios!ā€ Allow me to tell you the things Iā€™ll miss most. Iā€™ll miss my favorite grammatical pal Who knows who vs whom and his participles When they say smarter than me over smarter than I Iā€™ll have no one around for a knowing side-eye Iā€™ll miss my very best sparring friend We may disagree, but respect doesnā€™t end And there were times when I didnā€™t fight fairly So, yes, your daughter has hair. Butā€¦.barely. Iā€™ll miss hanging with one of the best dads I know Your videos playing as you stand there and glow And while Iā€™ll miss the constant Anna updates I wonā€™t miss the dad jokes that were at best, second rate. Iā€™m sure this poem has made you feel plenty awkward As you hide your feelings behind Google, you nerd But I had to share it, I hope you made it through Because most of all, Zach, Iā€™ll just miss you.

Gavin's Poem:

Dear Zach I hope you don't want your job back But if you do, too bad. It's out with the old and in with the new

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